Funny-Farm

–Excellent location – show map
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Scored 9.5
Rated exceptional

Free Wifi

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About this property

Accommodations Features: Funny-Farm in Sassen offers a sun terrace, garden, and free WiFi. Private check-in and check-out services ensure a smooth arrival and departure. Amenities and Facilities: Guests can enjoy an outdoor fireplace, hot tub, and games room. Additional facilities include a shared kitchen, children's playground, and bicycle parking. Activities and Attractions: The farm stay provides walking, bike, and hiking tours. Nearby attractions include Nürburgring (6.8 mi), Cochem Castle (19 mi), and Castle Eltz (29 mi). Frankfurt-Hahn Airport is 40 mi away. Guest Highlights: Guests highly rate the host and the farm stay's welcoming atmosphere.

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Most popular amenities

  • Free parking
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Free Wifi
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Family rooms
  • Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms

Property highlights

Top Location: Highly rated by recent guests (9.5)

  • Free Private Parking Available On Site

Availability

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Guest reviews

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See what guests loved the most:

Paola
Germany Germany
“Natur pur, unser Enkelkind und wir haben uns wohlgefühlt und die Zeit mit den Tieren genossen.”
Sabine
Germany Germany
“Ein traumhafter Ort zum abschalten und entspannen. Wer die Natur und Tiere liebt ist hier genau richtig. Gackernde Gänse, wieherndes Pony, Pferde und Esel, Ziegen, Hausschweinchen und Alpakas, Hühner und die 2 Minikühe Magda und Frieda ♥ erwärmen...”
Sofie
Vietnam Vietnam
“Elke ochtend mochten de kinderen met de boer de dieren verzorgen en overdag mochten ze altijd binnen (samen met een volwassene) om de dieren te aaien of te borstelen. Daarnaast vonden zij het heel leuk om op de helling in de tuin te ravotten of om...”
Sascha
Germany Germany
“Sehr nette Gastgeberin, wer Tiere liebt ist auf der Funny Farm genau richtig. Ute die Besitzerin ist ne tolle Frau und ich wünsche ihr alles gute bis in den Sommer (denn da werden wir gerne wieder ein Besuch machen)”
Therese
Netherlands Netherlands
“Zeer vriendelijke eigenaresse, niks was te veel en alles kan en mag.. Leuke activiteiten zoals wandelen met de dieren, een hele bijzondere leuke ervaring...”
Bremmer
Netherlands Netherlands
“We hebben enorm genoten! Ute is geweldig! De wandelingen met de dieren en quad rijden waren echt heel leuk.”
Nicole
Germany Germany
“Richtig tolles Ambiente! Tolle Gastgeberin, tolle Tiere (Paulchen war ein wunderbares Begrüßungskomitee) und schöne Unterkunft. Sehr herzliches, familiäres Umfeld”
Stefan
Germany Germany
“Total freundliche Gastgeberin. Man hat sich jeder Zeit sehr willkommen gefühlt.”
Christina
Germany Germany
“Wir hatten 3 schöne Tag bei Ute, auch wenn das Wetter am Anfang nicht mitgespielt hat. Es gibt viele Möglichkeiten, auch bei schlechtem Wetter etwas tolles zu unternehmen. Ute hat immer einen Tipp. Danke Ute für deine herzliche Art. Es hat uns...”
Achim
Germany Germany
“Super freundlich, schöner Tierkontakt, toller Ausritt”

Area info

Amenities of Funny-Farm

Great facilities! Review score, 9.1

Most popular amenities

  • Free parking
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Free Wifi
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Family rooms
  • Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms

House rules

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Check-in
From 3:00 PM to 12:00 AM
You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.
Check-out
From 5:00 AM to 11:00 AM
Cancellation/ prepayment
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Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

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Crib and extra bed policies

Cribs and extra beds aren't available at this property.

No age restriction
There's no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are allowed. Charges may apply.
Cash only
This property only accepts cash payments.
Smoking
Smoking is not allowed.

The fine print

Must-know information for guests at this property

Pets are allowed upon request for a surcharge of EUR 5.00 per pet per night. Horses are also allowed upon request for a surcharge or EUR 10.00 per horse per night.

Please inform Funny-Farm of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

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