Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

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Scored 7.5
Rated good

Staff

8.5

If you’re looking for something different you’ve found it! A rock and roll revival of opulence and broken rules. From our one off bedrooms to our indulgent bars & restaurants, the Crazy Bear is built to immerse you in a world of unapologetic extravagance. Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers luxury and flamboyance in a traditional setting, less than 30 minutes by train from London Marylebone. All the individually designed bedrooms have an en suite shower room, and our Boujee & Decadent's boast a copper or ceramic bath that fill from the ceiling. Grown Alchemist toiletries and bathrobes are included. Other features include free Wi-Fi, coffee machine, a flat-screen TV and touch-activated mood lighting. At Crazy Bear, facilities include our outdoor pool (unheated), a refreshing escape in the summer heat and an invigorating cold plunge in the winter for those daring enough surrounded by our outdoor covered terrace. Sip on hand-crafted cocktails in our bar or book an authentic Thai massage! The oldest documented building in Beaconsfield, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is only 2 minutes’ drive from J2 M40 and 10 minutes’ drive from Beaconsfield Golf Course.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 8.4 for a two-person trip.

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Most popular amenities

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Free parking
  • Free Wifi
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 2 restaurants
  • Room service
  • Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms
  • Bar

Property highlights

Top Location: Highly rated by recent guests (8.4)

Breakfast Info

Continental, Vegetarian, Gluten-free

  • FREE parking!

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Guest reviews

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See what guests loved the most:

Jacqwi
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Loved the quirky, flamboyant decor. Very glitzy! The bannoffee cocktails in the bar were amazing !”
Lewis
United States United States
“I love this place. I visit every time I come to the UK. We stayed 2 nights in the decadent suite 23. It’s beautiful. We dined in the English restaurant which was some of the best comfort food I’ve ever eaten, had Thai massages, ole ty if amazing...”
Jordan
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“I loved the whole experience,nothing to complain about Can't wait to return next month”
Kaira
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“It was our honeymoon. The facilities are amazing 😍”
Emma
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“The hotel and rooms have a very quirky feel. It was clean and just what we were looking for. The staff were friendly. The bar staff in the evening were chatty and smiley. The Thai restaurant was lovely, we had the 12 taster menu. Breakfast was...”
Evelyn
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“From the moment we walked in it felt luxurious and special.”
Ramses
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“the bathtub was incredible, and the atmosphere was really good definitely recommend it for a romantic getaway”
Diane
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Welcome from the staff, the layout of the hotel, the pool area was lovely. The room was amazing.The complete quirkiness of the entire hotel..”
Jeffery
United States United States
“Very quirky and romantic. Unique in so many ways. Lots of great places for IG pics.”
Sky
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“We were upgraded when we got there which was such a lovely surprise for my girlfriend’s birthday. The room was absolutely amazing, the service was amazing. The cocktail menu was very big. The decor was insane. Would definitely recommend and will...”

Hotel area info

Restaurants

2 Restaurants On Site
Thai Restaurant
  • Cuisine
    Thai
  • Open for
    Lunch • Dinner
  • Ambience
    Traditional • Romantic
English Restaurant
  • Cuisine
    British
  • Open for
    Lunch • Dinner
  • Ambience
    Traditional • Modern • Romantic

Amenities of Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Most popular amenities

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Free parking
  • Free Wifi
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 2 restaurants
  • Room service
  • Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms
  • Bar

House rules

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield takes special requests – add in the next step!
Check-in
From 3:00 PM to 11:00 PM
Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card at check-in.
Check-out
From 7:00 AM to 11:00 AM
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Enter your stay dates and check the conditions of your selected option.
Refundable damage deposit
A damage deposit of £150 is required on arrival. That's about $202. This will be collected by credit card. You should be reimbursed on check-out. Your deposit will be refunded in full by credit card, subject to an inspection of the property.
Children & Beds

Child policies

Children not allowed.

Crib and extra bed policies

Cribs and extra beds aren't available at this property.

Age restriction
The minimum age for check-in is 18
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Cards accepted at this hotel
American ExpressVisaMastercardMaestroSoloDebit card Cash is not accepted

The fine print

Must-know information for guests at this property

Please be advised that no dinner reservations will be held for guests, in order to avoid disappointment bookings should be made in advance.

Please note the breakfast is not included however we serve continental & A La Carte breakfast daily.

Guests must show the credit card which was used for the room payment upon check-in for a pre-authorization of GBP 150.

Please note that the Crazy Bear Hotels are now cashless. We exclusively accept debit/credit cards for all transactions.

Please note the breakfast you can add for an additional fee is continental only. A La Carte breakfast is served daily, but is not included in any booking.com packages.

Guests must show the credit card which was used for the room payment upon check-in for a pre-authorization of GBP 150.

Please note that the Crazy Bear Hotels are now cashless. We exclusively accept debit/credit cards for all transactions.

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

A damage deposit of £150 is required on arrival. This will be collected by credit card. You should be reimbursed on check-out. Your deposit will be refunded in full by credit card, subject to an inspection of the property.

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