Located just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It features a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 8.8 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

  • Top Location: Highly rated by recent guests (8.7)

  • Want a great night's sleep? This hotel was highly-rated for its very comfy beds.

  • Free private parking available at the hotel


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Kris
United States United States
This well-run location is an absolute gem and I'd be delighted to be able to stay again sometime in the future. The rooms were well equipped and spacious, the dining and breakfast experience were exceptional and the bar was well stocked and...
Gary
United Kingdom United Kingdom
The staff were amazing as was the place, Sarah and Frankie really made our stay special
Sarah
United Kingdom United Kingdom
The rooms and food were all excellent Garden is great if yiu have sunny weather. Very quiet location
Andrew
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Remote location, rooms not overlooked and a relaxed location
Martin
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Nice peaceful location and room was comfortable and had plenty of space. Facilities in room were good. Staff were pleasant and really polite , owners were also visible and talked to guests Good food and atmosphere at the pub was good as you...
Tony
United Kingdom United Kingdom
A few cobwebs behind cupboards and under bed but really not that bad overall the room was clean
M
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Great decor. Polite and helpful staff. Lovely room.
Kazandra1
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Lovely and quiet and peaceful. Clean sheets fluffy towels and a good hot shower. Our room had a small heater that you could use in addition to the actual heating. They also have a fan and an iron in the room. Room was very small but it was okay...
Allan
United Kingdom United Kingdom
The staff was amaxing and upgraded us. Good was excellent couldnt fault it whatsoever.
Dean
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Love the location in the Kent countryside stayed before and loved it then hot tub a nice touch and clean spacious well themed rooms

Hotel area info

Restaurants

2 Restaurants On Site
Restaurant #1

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Brasserie Restaurant
  • Cuisine
    British
  • Open for
    Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner
  • Ambience
    Romantic
  • Dietary options
    Vegetarian • Vegan • Gluten-free • Dairy-free

Amenities of Who'd A Thought It

Great facilities! Review score, 8.1

Most popular amenities

  • Free parking
  • 2 restaurants
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Free Wifi
  • Room service
  • Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms
  • Bar

House rules

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Check-in
From 3:00 PM to 11:00 PM
Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card at check-in.
You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.
Check-out
Until 11:30 AM
Cancellation/ prepayment
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Children & Beds

Child policies

Children not allowed.

Crib and extra bed policies

Cribs and extra beds aren't available at this property.

No age restriction
There's no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Cards accepted at this hotel
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The fine print

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Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

Please inform Who'd A Thought It of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

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