We Hate F Tourists

–Great location - show map
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Scored 9
Rated wonderful

Staff

9.6

About this property

Essential Facilities: We Hate F Tourists in Lisbon offers a sun terrace, garden, bar, and free WiFi. Guests can relax in the lounge, enjoy the outdoor seating area, or play in the games room. Comfortable Accommodations: Rooms include air-conditioning, private bathrooms, balconies with city views, and modern amenities such as streaming services and coffee machines. Dining Experience: A continental buffet breakfast with warm dishes, fresh pastries, fruits, and juice is served daily. Vegetarian options are available. Prime Location: Located in the city center, the hostel is a short walk from Rossio and Dona Maria II National Theater. St. George's Castle and Commerce Square are 1.2 mi away. Humberto Delgado Airport is 3.7 mi from the property.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 8.6 for a two-person trip.

Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap

Most popular amenities

  • Parking
  • Free Wifi
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Terrace
  • Elevator
  • Garden
  • Bar
  • Daily housekeeping

Property highlights

Located in the real heart of Lisbon, this property has an excellent location score of 8.8!

Breakfast Info

Continental, Vegetarian, Buffet

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See what guests loved the most:

Cindy
France France
“The views. The staff. The service. The location. The vibes. Everything.”
Juan
Spain Spain
“The people and the activities were very much worth every euro. I hope the friendships I made last a lifetime”
Tariq
Morocco Morocco
“So far, this has been the best hostel I’ve ever stayed at! The atmosphere was amazing, and the staff were incredibly friendly, professional, and always willing to help. A special thanks to Thiago—they were all kind, welcoming, and always ready to...”
Mark
Germany Germany
“It it’s near the Intendente metro. Very comfortable mattress.”
Stephanie
United States United States
“Staff are very friendly, accommodating, and helpful. I enjoy the interaction with others. There's a sense of community. I recommend the stay for single travelers, male or female.”
Alexandros
Netherlands Netherlands
“The stuff was very friendly, welcoming and chill. Facilities to enjoy a drink on the roof top, or chill coffee in the garden. Clean bathrooms. Quiet neighborhood”
Muhammad
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Staff is very friendly,helping and kind specifically tietaina and febio. The bunkers were clean and tidy. Air conditioning was working perfectly. Highly recommend 👌.”
Maria
Portugal Portugal
“Everything! I loved the place and how welcomed I felt from the very beginning. The staff really go above and beyond to accommodate you and make you feel at home. Thank you so much, Les, for your hospitality! :)”
Pipsta
Australia Australia
“Friendly and helpful staff - they provideda map and lots of hostel-run tour options. Rooms are well laid out with large cupboards for storage in small spaces. Curtains on the beds and real bedding that is very comfortable. Reasonably soundproof...”
Stefan
Netherlands Netherlands
“Clean and modern, with great facilities and a comfy bed (we had the private room). Staff weee super helpful. Great breakfast and common area.”

Area info

Amenities of We Hate F Tourists

Great facilities! Review score, 9

Most popular amenities

  • Parking
  • Free Wifi
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Terrace
  • Elevator
  • Garden
  • Bar
  • Daily housekeeping

House rules

We Hate F Tourists takes special requests – add in the next step!
Check-in
From 3:00 PM to 12:00 AM
You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.
Check-out
From 12:00 AM to 12:00 PM
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Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

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Crib and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
Crib upon request
€ 10 per child, per night
3 - 12 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
13+ years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per person, per night

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All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction
There's no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Groups
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The fine print

Must-know information for guests at this property

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Please inform We Hate F Tourists of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

License number: 85993/AL

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