Holy Smokes

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Scored 10
Rated exceptional

Staff

10
  • The entire place is yours
  • 850 ft² size
  • Kitchen
  • Pet friendly
  • Free Wifi
  • Air conditioning
  • Private bathroom
  • Heating

About this property

Spacious Accommodations: Holy Smokes in Townsend offers a spacious chalet with two bedrooms and two bathrooms. The living room provides ample space for relaxation. Modern Amenities: Guests enjoy free WiFi, air-conditioning, a fully equipped kitchen with a fireplace, barbecue, and outdoor dining area. Additional amenities include a tea and coffee maker, refrigerator, microwave, dishwasher, oven, stovetop, and toaster. Local Attractions: Located 20 mi from The Grand Majestic Theater and Country Tonite Theater, 21 mi from Dolly Parton's Stampede, and 25 mi from Ripley's Aquarium of the Smokies. Nearby attractions include Davy Crockett Riding Stables (2.1 mi), Tuckaleechee Caverns (3 mi), and Cades Cove Heritage Tours (3.1 mi). McGhee Tyson Airport is 20 mi away.

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Most popular amenities

  • Free Wifi

Property highlights

Top Location: Highly rated by recent guests (10.0)

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Managed by Smoky Cabins Vacation Rentals

Company review score: 9.3Based on 21 reviews from 39 properties
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Property info

**Welcome to Holy Smokes – A Cozy Mountain Retreat!** Located at the **owner’s entrance to Laurel Valley**, **Holy Smokes** offers easy access with **concrete roads** suitable for all vehicles, including motorcycles. **Parking for up to 6 vehicles** is available, but **trailers are not allowed.** 🏡 **Cabin Features:** ✔ **Open-concept living area** with high ceilings, big-screen TV & **gas fireplace** ✔ **Fully equipped kitchen & dining area** for home-cooked meals ✔ **2 Bedrooms:** - **Master Bedroom:** Queen bed (lifted, may be difficult for some), ensuite bath with tub/shower - **Bunk Room:** Full bed with TV & enclosed twin bunk—great for kids! ✔ **2nd full bathroom** off the living area 🌿 **Outdoor Amenities:** ✔ **Large deck with dining area & park grill** for cookouts ✔ **Outdoor fire pit** for roasting marshmallows ✔ **Fenced-in yard**—great for kids & pets! ✔ **Small creek & trail behind the cabin** for kids to explore 🏊 **Includes access to Wild Laurel's seasonal pool & year-round fitness center!** 🐾 **Pet-friendly with approval.** Contact us for details. **Book today!**

Area info

Amenities of Holy Smokes

Great facilities! Review score, 10

Most popular amenities

  • Free Wifi

House rules

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Check-in
From 3:00 PM
You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.
Check-out
Until 10:00 AM
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Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

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Crib and extra bed policies

Cribs and extra beds aren't available at this property.

Age restriction
The minimum age for check-in is 21
Payments by Booking.com
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Smoking
Smoking is not allowed.
Parties
Parties/events are not allowed
Quiet hours
Guests need be quiet between 10:00 PM and 8:00 AM.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request. Charges may apply.

The fine print

Must-know information for guests at this property

In the event of an early departure, the property will charge you the full amount for your stay.

This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.

Quiet hours are between 22:00:00 and 08:00:00.

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