The Oyster Smack

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Scored 8.3
Rated very good

Staff

9.0

Just yards from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site bar, free Wi-Fi and free parking. It dates back to the 1800s, and is known for its fantastic food. The restaurant’s chef has worked in Jamie Oliver’s first restaurant, as well as Gorden Ramsey’s 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu features Asian influences and British classics, with food made from seasonal produce. Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed, and each benefits from a flat-screen TV and an private bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are also provided. The coast at Southend is just 25 miles away, and the center of Chelmsford can be reached in 40 minutes’ drive. Historic Colchester can also be reached in less than an hour by car.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 8.6 for a two-person trip.

Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap

Most popular amenities

  • Free parking
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Restaurant
  • Free Wifi
  • Family rooms
  • Bar

Property highlights

Top Location: Highly rated by recent guests (8.7)

Breakfast Info

Continental, Buffet

  • Free private parking available at the hotel

Availability

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Guest reviews

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See what guests loved the most:

Jenny
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“The staff on arrival and for our first morning were exceptional. The person who took over for breakfast and checkout on the Saturday was much less organised and a little vague, though he was still very pleasant.”
David
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Spacious & very very clean accommodation with a great location & free parking !!”
Jenny
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“Mostly everything. The staff are lovely and very accommodating. The atmosphere was very relaxed and nothing was too much trouble. You felt safe to leave your doors and windows open. Location was good.”
Julie
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Rooms lovely and clean. Dinner was amazing. Staff helpful”
Kelly
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Excellent accommodation meticulously clean very modern and great comfort”
Ashleigh
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Spacious, comfortable room, great service from staff and really delicious food.”
Linda
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Great location, good size de luxe room Very clean”
Nigel
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Friendly, helpful staff. Comfortable room, quiet. Convenient on site parking though a little tight for space. Decent breakfast”
John
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Ideal comfortable room, very clean, nice bathroom and shower. Friendly staff and food excellent.”
Kirstie
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Bar was lovely, very welcoming. Room was great, a bit cool when I arrived but there was a portable heater in the room. Room was clean and comfortable, tea and coffee plus biscuits. Complimentary toiletries. Comfortable bed. Evening meal was fabulous.”

Hotel area info

Restaurants

1 Restaurant On Site
Restaurant #1
  • Cuisine
    British
  • Open for
    Lunch • Dinner
  • Ambience
    Family-friendly • Modern • Romantic

Amenities of The Oyster Smack

Great facilities! Review score, 8.5

Most popular amenities

  • Free parking
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Restaurant
  • Free Wifi
  • Family rooms
  • Bar

House rules

The Oyster Smack takes special requests – add in the next step!
Check-in
From 2:00 PM to 9:00 PM
You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.
Check-out
From 9:00 AM to 11:00 AM
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Enter your stay dates and check the conditions of your selected option.
Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

Children 18 and above will be charged as adults at this property.

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Crib and extra bed policies

0 - 1 years
Extra bed upon request
£20 per child, per night
Crib upon request
£10 per child, per night
2+ years
Extra bed upon request
£20 per person, per night

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No age restriction
There's no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are allowed on request. Charges may apply.
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The fine print

Must-know information for guests at this property

Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.

Please inform The Oyster Smack of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

FAQs about The Oyster Smack